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My mum names me and my siblings with simple, easy to spell names.

Amanda

Amber

Tyler

I have nearly always hated my name, hence preferring Kioni. I realise we were probably named that way because my mum is the only one of her siblings that has their name spelled wrong.

She’s a Lynnette. Two N’s, two T’s. My aunts and uncles are:

Pam

Bob

Steve

Carol

Mike

Granted, they all had the last name Fillips. With an F. Two I’s, two P’s.

22 minutes ago on July 29th, 2014 |J

sassy-assy-angel ruined my life

3 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 |J

Beat Revelations on a quick play through for story. Now on to AC:III. I have a lot of catching up to do

5 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 |J
5 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Dumb dog.

Dumb dog.

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 |J

If any of my friends want to meet up for a day at Michigan Adventure, they should let me know. Let’s make a thing of it yo.

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 |J

I am a tax paying adult. I work four jobs. I am riding a train.

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 |J

If you come through my drive thru any time within the hour before close, you have a fifty-fifty chance of getting hotter than hell, fresh from the fryer fries, or slightly cool, but still crispy fries that have been tossed into a cooling holding unit because someone else came through and I made too many fries, but the fry station is off so I can clean it as soon as we close.

People who get food ten minutes before close are the bane of my existence. People who order chicken two minutes before close when it takes five minutes to cook deserve a special place in the under world.

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 |J

These two toms are Ray and Buddy (not their real names probably but that’s what I call them) and they show up at my back porch a lot.

My mum said they were feral meanies but both are sweet and nuzzly. Ray is the one with the throat wound I want so badly to patch. But if I bring him indoors I’m afraid he’d just go after Ave Maria.

There’s one more tom but he doesn’t come up to me. Yet.

1 day ago on July 27th, 2014 |J

"Everlasting life? I imagine it would be kind of lonely. Well, maybe if you had someone to share it with. Someone you loved." - Stardust (2007)
requested by ewtauriels

2 days ago on July 26th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE